5 Tips for Curbing Vape Cravings on a Plane
Are you a vaper who can't go without a puff of nicotine, even on a plane? Fear not, dear traveler, for we have the solution to your vape cravings. As the makers of the best smoking cessation app, Quitsure has your back, even when you're 30,000 feet in the air. Here are our top five tips for curbing vape cravings on a plane.
Wear a scuba diving suit
Picture yourself waddling down the aisle in a full scuba diving suit with flippers and an oxygen tank. As you sit down, you can't help but feel like you're on a whole different level than the other passengers. As you start to vape, you feel a sense of pride that you're not bothering anyone else with your smoke. Your seatmates start asking you questions about your scuba gear, and you regale them with stories of your underwater adventures. Who knew vaping could be so adventurous?
Use a smoke machine
As you settle into your seat, you pull out your trusty smoke machine and start setting it up. The flight attendant gives you a curious look, but you simply smile and nod. As the smoke begins to fill the cabin, you can't help but feel a sense of satisfaction that you're getting away with vaping on an airplane. The other passengers start coughing and waving their hands in front of their faces, but you simply sit back and enjoy the show. You even start to play some spooky music to really set the mood. Who needs in-flight entertainment when you have your own personal smoke show?
Use a vape-flavored lip balm
As you start to feel the nicotine cravings kick in, you pull out your trusty vape-flavored lip balm. As you apply it to your lips, you can't help but feel a sense of relief that you won't be breaking any rules or bothering any other passengers. You even start to wonder if anyone else on the plane is secretly using vape-flavored lip balm as well. As you settle into your seat, you close your eyes and savor the delicious flavor on your lips. Who needs a vape when you have a lip balm that tastes just as good?
Pretend to be a magician
As you pull out your vape pen, you can't help but notice the disapproving looks of the other passengers. But instead of feeling ashamed, you decide to put on a show. Using a sleight of hand, you make it look like you're vaping, but in reality, you're just doing a magic trick. The other passengers start to applaud and cheer, and you can't help but feel a sense of pride that you're entertaining them without bothering them with your smoke. As the flight continues, you continue to dazzle your seatmates with your magic tricks. Who knew vaping could be so magical?
Use a hologram projector
As you start to feel the nicotine cravings kick in, you pull out your trusty hologram projector. With a few taps on your phone, you create a lifelike hologram of yourself vaping in mid-air. As the other passengers start to stare in amazement, you can't help but feel a sense of satisfaction that you're getting away with vaping on an airplane. The hologram looks so realistic that you even start to believe that you're actually vaping. As the flight continues, you start to experiment with different holographic vape flavors, from minty menthol to sweet strawberry. Who needs a real vape when you have a hologram projector that can create any flavor you want?
Alright, buckle up and put your seat in the upright position because we're about to talk about the most effective way to stop vaping while you're flying high in the sky. First things first, let's talk about the most effective way to stop vaping. And no, it's not by locking yourself in the lavatory and taking a cold shower (although that might work too).
Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite bunch of sneaky smokers and vapers! Don't think you can get away with puffing away on a plane, my friends. But fear not, because QuitSure is here to save the day (and your lungs) and it is the easiest way to quit vaping! Read more about identifying your triggers and quitting today!